The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Performance". This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Other. The cookies is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Necessary". The cookie is set by GDPR cookie consent to record the user consent for the cookies in the category "Functional". The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Analytics". These cookies ensure basic functionalities and security features of the website, anonymously. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. I’m so confident in these pickup lines I guarantee the next thing you’ll print is a marriage license. Send the cost of return mailing along with $14.99 in unmarked non-sequential bills. Which you can! To claim your printer pickup line, please write to Bob at 123 Hillsdale Street, Lagos, Nigeria. To aid in this noble venture, I have written some of the rootinest, tootinest, printer-themed pickup lines money can buy. Gentlemen, I propose we use the extra time spent waiting around the printer to pick up girls. Some tryhard once said that adversity creates opportunity, you just need to find it. What this problem needs is an application of that same American grit and determination that tamed a continent, put a man on the moon, and invented obesity. We as a student body should rally around this noble cause and eliminate the next biggest waste of paper on campus: Mossey Library! Those books could be put to much better use, like leveling desks in Dow Science. Great! As an avid conservationist, I don’t think it goes far enough. The library says this new procedure was added to help eliminate paper waste. If I was, I would tell you that there are free printers in the basement of Lane Hall and Dow Science. Now, just to be clear, I would never advocate for the student body to boycott the library until they return to the old printing system. Forrest Gump could read “War and Peace” before you got your paper printed. People spend upwards of half an hour just waiting to print. Since the system cannot validate student IDs promptly (or at all, sometimes), large queues develop in and around the printers. The fatal flaw of the new scanners is an unreliable WiFi connection. A calamitous catastrophe of near cataclysmic consequence. The new system has been in place for a few weeks now, and in my humble opinion, it’s a disgrace. To do this, you take your ID and swipe right if you want to print, or swipe left if you think she’s ugly as sin. All print jobs are held in a queue and must be released one at a time. Card scanners have been installed on all library printers, and, at first glance, the process seems easy enough. For those of you who don’t know, the process of printing at the library has, like my grandma, developed a new wrinkle. If there’s one thing I love, it’s wasting my time, which is why I just adore the library’s new printing policy. I am not saying yours were made by the feds or even local cops, but people mark bills for other reasons as well.Mossey Library will now require an ID to pick up print jobs. Chances are you have some kind of marks on them. So when the napper says he wants unmarked, non sequential bills, he will send them back if they are not new and free of any marks. It is easier to look for a certain “+” or “*” in the corner than a specific serial number. Don’t ask me why the hell it matters in court if you are holding the actuall 20 dollars you used, but it does… what the hell, I know.Īnyway, banks and others can be told how the bills in the ransom were marked, and they can keep an eye out for such bills. Marking bills is not only used in delivering money to kidnappers, it is used in buying drugs, or even sending in teenagers to buy alcohol. Officer’s initials, a certain red stripe in the corner, a little star here or there, maybe a tiny stamp. Bills can be marked by officers in many ways. The “unmarked” part is actually simpler than you think. This way the banks and feds cant simply keep an eye out for bills AD23432485C through AD23532485C. The non-sequential part helps them avoid the whole ‘list of bills’ approach to catching them. Kidnappers usually ask (on TV anyway) for unmarked and non-sequential bills.
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